The reMarkable Screed
Observation · comedy · personal_truth · visibility: publishable
A seven-part takedown of reMarkable’s tablets, delivered as comedy and aimed squarely at a Claude that had naggily suggested she ‘explore her device more.’ The barbs are the genre: ‘it’s a pen, not a stylus’; ‘who produces deliverables in PNG? Be so for real’; a subscription that is ‘LITERALLY cloud storage’ as the only integration; ‘you can’t even export as a text file’ while they pitch enterprise deployment. One of the rare times she compliments herself ten-toes-down — and proof of a thesis she holds about her own voice: it lands because it’s directed AT someone, not performed for a crowd.
Connections
- → P.hostile-to-audience · demonstrates
- → P.enterprise-is-billing · conceptually_related_to
- → C.corporations-as-paywalls · conceptually_related_to
- → P.medium-is-antagonist · instance_of
- → C.invitation-with-consequences · weapon_mode
source: Women ungovernable on TV (2026-05-21) · extraction: auto (schema v3.1)